Library Jokes
When a librarian goes fishing, what goes on her hook? Answer:  A bookworm.

Why did the computer sneeze?
Answer: It had a virus

What did the spider do inside the library computer? Answer: He made a Web page.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Rita. Rita who?
Answer:  Rita lot of books!

What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
Answer: The space bar.

Why does an elephant always use his trunk as a bookmark?
Answer:  So he "nose" where he stopped reading.

What do you call a computer superhero?
Answer:  A Screen Saver.

Why was the T-Rex afraid to go to the library?
Answer:  Because her books were MILLIONS of years overdue!