When a librarian goes fishing, what goes on her hook? Answer: A bookworm.
Why did the computer sneeze?
Answer: It had a virus
What did the spider do inside the library computer? Answer: He made a Web page.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Rita. Rita who?
Answer: Rita lot of books!
What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
Answer: The space bar.
Why does an elephant always use his trunk as a bookmark?
Answer: So he "nose" where he stopped reading.
What do you call a computer superhero?
Answer: A Screen Saver.
Why was the T-Rex afraid to go to the library?
Answer: Because her books were MILLIONS of years overdue!